The brown bag hunt has begun.
Here are the guidelines:
- Fake leather when it’s black is usually fine by me. Brown pleather is a tricky tricky thing to pull off. It has to be exceptional and I would really rather avoid it altogether. I have plenty of cheap little bags I’ve collected over the years and although I could care less about brands and whatnot, I would like something of quality that will last me forever.
- No giant embelished logos, rhinestones, tassles, or all over monograms.
- A large bag with multiple compartments… not a full-on wallet style credit card organizer on the inside but at least a cell phone pocket, small zip pocket and two large areas.
- Having to get through a combination lock, turning latches, 4 flaps and a zipper to get into a purse is out of the question. Opening with magnet clasps or a narrow flap is okay. A long top zipper is also fine.
- Structure is important. Loose sacks that can’t sit up on their own don’t cut it. I hate laying a bag down and having half of my stuff slide out.
- A bottomless pit to dig around in just to find my lipgloss won’t work. 12″ deep is about as far as I’m willing to rummage through. I don’t get those deep narrow bags at all where you’re up to your shoulder just trying to get your wallet out. Oh, and a wide opening is important. I like to see what I’ve got inside.
- I don’t like long straps or crossbody designs. A bag does not need to be flopping around slapping my ass with every step. That style is always convenient for a festival or concert but for everyday normal usage, straps are definitely needed but I prefer a shorter pair that can fit on my shoulder with the bag under my arm. I don’t mind an additional detatchable long strap for those moments when you even need a shoulder free, though.
- Hardware is tricky with brown because I like to pair both gold and silver with natural toned outfits but I’m not so anal that I can’t just ignore a silver buckle on a purse if I want to to wear gold earrings. I realize I’m just a freak.
- The actual hue of brown is also tricky. Chocolate? Camel? Nutmeg? Cognac? Most of my brown shoes and belts are in the chocolate family so I guess that’s where I’m headed, maybe with a few exceptions. I don’t want a bag to feel too wintery. Being able to transition through all seasons is important.
Good grief, I’m a picky bitch!
Okay, I started with Amazon since the selection is enormous. I looked through over 1000 bags and can’t believe these are the only ones that made the cut. This first one is from The SAK. A friend of mine loves the newer SAK bags so I’ve seen them age over the years and still look as nice as the first day they were purchased. They have come out with some great designs since their original stretchy gimmick back in the day. I really like this bag and its leather construction. I actually like the blue option better than the chocolate (and found for the most part that brown bags are really kind of unattractive) and the blue would still go with brown really well! At $189, I could definitely afford this but would like to try to find it even cheaper somewhere else online.


At $320, this bag is really beyond my price range but I like its shape nonetheless. It’s by Hype and called the Heloise. I’m enjoying it in red more than the brown! Maybe brown really isn’t where it’s at for a new bag?!


Brown bags usually don’t get a good graphic treatment but this bag from Badgley Mishka is a nice change. It’s on super sale for $276 with an all leather construction. If only the straps were a wee bit longer… My hands HAVE to be free.

So, that’s that for Amazon. Next, I looked at NineWest.com since that’s where my trusty studded black bag is from and it’s made it through hell and back still looking pretty fantastic. Nothing was cutting it. Some shapes were appealing but then I discovered they were too small. Next, I went to Nordstrom.com and on the front page of accessories were bright beautiful leather bags. Check out this one from (unknown to me) B. Makowsky. The hot pink is pretty intense too. I really really really love this bag. 
I like the shape and size of this one by Michael Kors but the top stitching makes it too casual. Also, what’s the point of that stupid drawstring?

Last but not least, I checked out Zappos, which can be just as overwhelming as Amazon. I stuck with the “satchel“, and “shopper” subcategories which was a nice time saver. I really like this gold Moschino bag with detachable long strap. It’s not so flashy that it’s straight tacky. It would be incredibly versatile but even at 48% off, if completely out of my price range.

Here’s another Moschino bag of the same ilk, just glossy. Hmmm.

When you really give some thought to what you want in your next big purchase, it will narrow things down so much that you will be less likely to make an impulse buy you may regret. I had no idea it was going to be so difficult to find something I wanted and that quality construction of a pretty basic nameless bag would be this expensive. I may have to make a few trips to TJ Maxx to see what’s out there since none of these bags are 100% ideal to me (except for the turquoise bag which went off in a completely different direction than I had planned). I wish I could just have my Nine West bag in every color in the rainbow.