seriously?

A few times a week, I like to check out what’s new at Net-a-Porter. There were some appalling finds this week. My god.

First off we have an army green cotton t-shirt  that looks like it’s been run over by a lawn mower. Take a wild guess as to how much this tee costs. Seriously, guess. It’s Balmain so you know it’s not going to be $15. Drumroll please….

$1,625.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, catch your breath and check out these hideous harem pants from Matthew Williamson.

These will set you back $550 and to 1985. One day I’ll tell you about the time my dad actually pulled over to the side of the road to inform a woman wearing white harem pants that she looked like she was wearing a diaper. I was mortified. Now I totally understand.

Okay… people are thinking about tropical vacations and the weather’s getting warmer. I get it. I also get that everyone thinks Margiela is goddamn genius but really?

$685 to look like a retiree in Florida

And lastly… helloooooo 1987! I had a fanny pack that would’ve matched this neoprene dress perfectly.

$435

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